I pray the Lord my soul to keep

Cartoon Willis

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Obama sushi

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Morning pyramid

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Another one from the WTF department in Japan

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Operation duckling loop

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When he is everywhere

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Baby Rules

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Sad little monkeys

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Sissy wimps

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Nice spread

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ARROOOOOOGGGAA!

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Every night, 37 years

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Bearly working

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Beetle Juice

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Actual meeting

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Why is this allowed?

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Caption this

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eHarmony Testimonial

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Hard Ass

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Lucky Bastard

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Masturbation

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The Great Debate

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Alcohol

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Artwork

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Thanks

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Depends how fast you run

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Field Survival

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Alright, here we go...

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Endless fun

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Screw her

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Doritos from Germany

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Mini StarWars

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Sly bastards

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"Damn, he got away again!"

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Caption this

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This guy got balls

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New Pepsi Logo

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Pirate Bay

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Up to you....

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Actual Sentences Found In Hospital Patient Charts

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- She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
- On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
- The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
- The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
- Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
- Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
- The patient refused autopsy.
- The patient has no previous history of suicide.
- Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
- Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40lb weight gain in the past 3 days.
- Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
- Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
- Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.

Oh yes, I can tell....

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Field trip?

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I've never laugh so hard at an ice-cream

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Hurling asses

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I DISAGREE!

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Price is right

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Why clowns are scary

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Always start young

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Not funny

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Reading 'bout himself

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Fishing with Moses

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Wrong costume

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Hairdo gone wrong

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K.I.S.S. - Infant years

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Girls will love him

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Adult fairy tales

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Lego Porn

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WTF Inochi

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There’s no difference between Japanese TV and Japanese commercials. They’re both equal in the ‘WTF’ department.

This is the saddest shit I'd ever read

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Superman just found out his past

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A mum's denial

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Here

Times are bad, even for Spidey

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Axe instruction

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Calvin and Hobbes - 10 years on

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Dont fit

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Fat emo

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How to...

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Must be windy

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I have no son!

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Urban stalker

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Animals being themselves

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Tequila vision

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Why it pays to be on the dark side

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Jesus and The Devil

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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.’

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports .

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

‘It’s gone! It’s all GONE! ‘I lost everything when the power went out!’

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

‘Wait!’ he screamed. ‘That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?’

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES….

Fat kid cardio

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Make sure to have your volume up

Why it's important to include last names

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That is not a balloon

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True

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A beer a day

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My doc tells me a beer a day, yeah I can live with that...

Tell me

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"Boys, seems like we're at the right place."

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Stand in

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Caption this

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Up yours...

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Nice name

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Hell Yeah!

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Poor Bike

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Loser

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Hmmmm....Hmmmm....

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He's Happy

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Showoff

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Animals assembled from the continents on Earth

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The shape and dimensions hasn’t been changed.

Sportsman's double

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Time are really bad

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I don't know 'bout this...

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On sale!

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Redneck tractor pull

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Little explorer

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Hippotato

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The most beautiful guitar rack

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